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(519): View more from Ontario

Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.

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(817): View more from Texas

The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"

(231): View more from Michigan

OMG its one we used last night

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(602): View more from Arizona

Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago

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(503): View more from Oregon

I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?

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(817): View more from Texas

I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home

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(916): View more from California

But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid

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(406): View more from Montana

I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!

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