it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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