watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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