Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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