What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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