we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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