did you get engaged???
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
They took my balls.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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