Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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