I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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