I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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