Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
