so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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