Yo dont text me then not text me
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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