so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
