No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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