how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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