Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
