Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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