11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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