"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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