the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
