She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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