dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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