We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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