He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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