I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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