I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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