seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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