glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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