none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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