Buhtt sex?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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