Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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