Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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