Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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