winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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