Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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