I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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