More tranny stories later!
ugly people sure do ruin things
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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