i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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