I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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