theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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