can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
