Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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