it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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