Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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