Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
