I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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