I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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