the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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