New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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