At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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