she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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