It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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