doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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