If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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