hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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