so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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